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Jenkins The Valet 🍌

@jenkinsthevalet

Telling stories, traveling worlds, creating content, and (trying to) avoid @jenkinsmutated with @writersroomnft β€’ Wrote the 1st community-generative πŸ“•NFT

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Jenkins The Valet 🍌(@jenkinsthevalet) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Lotta talk about the price of PFPs and how people start to act up when the price goes up.

But Jenkins the Valet? Never.

You'll note I only came back after damn near round tripping this PFP, and guess what... I'll fucking do it again.

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Tamu 🍌(@apetamu) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It’s simply impossible to waver my support of this monke pfp rn. I understand the level of cringe, near zero, bottomed out, didn’t sell the top, lives in a basement, round trip energy this thing exudes. For that reason, the monke stays on.

Any other reason is a lie.

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Drucritt.eth(@Drucritt) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It’s simply impossible to waver my support of this monke pfp rn. I understand the level of cringe, near zero, bottomed out, didn’t sell the top, lives in a basement, round trip energy this thing exudes. For that reason, the monke stays on.

Any other reason is a lie.

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CaptainTrippy.eth 🍌(@CapetainTrippy) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It’s simply impossible to waver my support of this monke pfp rn. I understand the level of cringe, near zero, bottomed out, didn’t sell the top, lives in a basement, round trip energy this thing exudes. For that reason, the monke stays on.

Any other reason is a lie.

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Jenkins The Valet 🍌(@jenkinsthevalet) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It’s simply impossible to waver my support of this monke pfp rn. I understand the level of cringe, near zero, bottomed out, didn’t sell the top, lives in a basement, round trip energy this thing exudes. For that reason, the monke stays on.

Any other reason is a lie.

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Jenkins The Valet 🍌(@jenkinsthevalet) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This app is just so helpful.

Like yesterday I was doing all this work to try to figure out where the male gspot is...

And then boom Edgar just tweets it out and my problem is solved.

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Jenkins The Valet 🍌(@jenkinsthevalet) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If you've ever interacted with me at the Valet Stand, then reply to this tweet with one sentence about your character...

I'm doing something fun πŸ€“

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broah + heckboy(@broah_eth) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I freaking love web3.

Trading, degening and hype aside, the true values of web3 β€” decentralization, individual autonomy and ownership and trustless secure transactions β€” are building blocks for a healthier society and economy.

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Jenkins The Valet 🍌(@jenkinsthevalet) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Congrats to Monad (evm/acc) for the monster raise and more importantly for bringing on ThreadGuy πŸ‘‘

Unfortunately none of that changes the fact that he's ducking me for a game of 1v1 because he's nervous about my length no diddy

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Jenkins The Valet 🍌(@jenkinsthevalet) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is literally a true story...

I worked with a very senior tech executive who used to offer to fly across the world for meetings way more often than was necessary.

It was sort of confusing until he got exposed for sending company funds to a sub-contractor who then used the…

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Jenkins The Valet 🍌(@jenkinsthevalet) 's Twitter Profile Photo

There are certain things I'll bet on and certain things I won't.

University level placement tests with ~6 months to study is one I'll bet the house on.

Don't sleep on me because I went straight to the league (valet stand) from high school

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