6529 Museum Granny p0pps Talk 2 me. I get a call from this guy. Friend of mine The Hard Drive shaves cats 4 a living. Owns 7 bicycles.I wont say why. He says”Terry.Guy at work got given a red shirt & hes only been here 5 days” I tell him”Ambush him with a hot pocket & wrestle him for it” TerryTibbs Ty gn

Alien Trader Mike Brian Badonde. Lovely fellow. Wonderful fellow. Once sold me a velvet throne with a built-in vibrating dildo. Brought a tear to me eye. Two in fact. Third wife took it with her when she ran away with the supervisor of the local self-storage. I won't talk about. Much Love.

Alien Trader Mike This monkey. Does it have a name? I once had a dog called Pickles. He was always licking himself too. One day, I startled him with a fart as I entered the room. He almost choked on his left nut. Had to sell my Vauxhall Cadet to pay the vet fees. I'll give you 10 for it.

MR RIGHT™🇰🇪 When Terry Tibbs was a child he was Terry Tibbs. Talk to me! Sold my Little Tykes Cozy Coupe to a 5 year old down the park for a bag of sherbet and an Ozzie Ardiles Panini sticker from the ‘78 World Cup. Beautiful. That’s why they call me Terry Tibbs. Look me up. Much love.

Fortnite OG trending, is it? OG? Original Gangster? Nah, mate, more like Original Glitch! Back in my day, multiplayer meant shouting insults across a chessboard. Battle Royale? That was me and Barry down the pub fighting over pork scratchings. Talk to me, Terry Tibbs. #FortniteOG

‘Tesla’ trending again? Mate, you don’t need a car that drives itself, you need a driver who stops for cash jobs! Elon Musk's doing space rockets, but Terry Tibbs? I’ll get you to Mars and back for the price of a Ford Fiesta. Talk to me! #ElonMusk

Corporate layoffs everywhere? Back in my day, we didn’t ‘restructure,’ we made Brian fix his attitude or sack himself! Lean teams, mate. I ran a car lot with two staff and a dog. Now they’ve got departments for the kettle. Call me for efficiency. Talk to me! #CorporateLife