We Sniffed All the Best Fall Candles – Here Are the Ones That Got Us a Little Bit High: ow.ly/h8Ea50Tbcyu

Mom Needs Your Flight Information so if Plane Goes Down She Can Come Fix It: ow.ly/3PGT50TbcOB

Drive Your Man Crazy in Bed With These Twelve Trumpet Solos: ow.ly/JiBV50TbcXo

I LIVED IT: The Criticism was Constructive: ow.ly/ZT6w50TbcZ1

Why I Learned ASL so I Would Have Something to Do With My Hands While Dancing: ow.ly/735G50Tbe1o

Nice! This Woman Breaks a Promise She Made to Herself Every 15 Seconds: ow.ly/ve5b50TeVYR

Traditional Dating? This Woman Drove Her Chevy to the Levee to Find the Good Old Boys Drinking Whiskey and Rye: ow.ly/iAms50TeW3x

Nice Guy on SSRIs Doesn’t Finish at All: ow.ly/U9yA50TeW5h

‘Drag Queens Make a Mockery of Femininity,’ Says Republican Woman Who Can’t Blend Her Foundation: ow.ly/CTZ450TeW72

Ocean’s One? This Woman Is Shoplifting: ow.ly/G9Cr50TeWgh

Cool! 20-Year-Old Makes Conscious Decision to Get Addicted to Smoking: ow.ly/FoVk50TfUIM

Everyone’s Talking About Polyamory but I’m a Train Conductor and I Want to Talk About the Horse on the Tracks: ow.ly/KxSL50TfULK

REPORT: Almond Mom Inherited Diet Culture From Amphetamine Grandma: ow.ly/uZpy50TfUOc

‘I Bet He Doesn’t Even Read,’ Says Woman Who Also Doesn’t Read: ow.ly/V6jS50TfUQx

Hybrid Work Model Perfect for Woman Who Only Has Two Outfits: ow.ly/mYor50TfV3h

Hydration Queen! This Woman Almost Drowned: ow.ly/cFyv50TgQrZ

QUIZ: Is This First Date Going Well or Are You the Most Charismatic Person Alive?: ow.ly/vhYP50TgQJR

Woman Apologizes to Stalker for Being Boring to Stalk: ow.ly/MnC150TgRbx

How I Scored My Dream Job by Eating Out the LinkedIn Recruiter Bot: ow.ly/Gpfx50TgRqM

Woman’s Wildest Dreams Still Financially Realistic: ow.ly/e9BU50TgRwF