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Serengeti ecosystem: 1.5 million wildebeest 200,000 zebra 500,000 gazelle Countless other ruminants Total: 2+ million grazing animals producing methane for thousands of years. Result: Most biodiverse ecosystem on Earth. Maybe grazing animals ARE the environment.

If you invented a machine that: - Runs on grass - Produces high-quality protein - Fertilises soil while operating - Builds topsoil - Requires zero electricity - Self-replicates - Provides 100+ byproducts (leather, tallow, gelatin, etc.) You'd win every environmental award. We

Here's why ruminant meat is the ultimate plant-based food. Humans: One stomach, must eat cooked plants to have any hope of digestion, still absorb poorly, still deal with antinutrients. Cattle: Four chambers, each with specialised function: Rumen (80% of capacity): -

Imagine the disappointment if a wolf knew his descendants would be a poodle. That's how your grandfather feels when he sees your man bun!

Humans can't digest cellulose. It passes straight through us. Grass is 30-40% cellulose. 70% of Earth's agricultural land grows grass and not much else. Without ruminants, 70% of agricultural land produces zero human food. Cattle are the only way to convert that grass into

What people think cows do: - Steal water - Fart methane constantly - Cause climate change - Take food from hungry children - Destroy rainforests - Exist only in US-style feedlots - Store dangerous fats - An indulgence What cows actually do: - Drink rain and piss it back -

Selective outrage alert. Obama launched weeks of airstrikes in Libya without Congress. Biden ordered repeated strikes in Syria, Iraq, Yemen, and Somalia the same way. You do not get to call it illegal only when you dislike the president. Be consistent or be quiet.

Someday we'll all learn oil isn't made from dinosaur fossils. It is naturally produced from within the earth, like the blood within our bodies. It is a renewable resource which can never run out. The scarcity tactics is used by the elite to promote them as "fossil" fuel,

A cow takes grass (inedible to humans) and produces: - Meat (complete protein + fats) - Milk (complete nutrition) - Leather (clothing, tools) - Tallow (cooking fat, soap, candles) - Bones (tools, broth, fertilizer) - Organs (nutrient-dense food) - Manure (fertilizer) This is

You can only think cattle cause global warming when you have no concept of how the biogenic carbon cycle works. Ruminants and grasses have been evolving together for several million years, and the earth’s systems evolved to handle the methane. Methane is short lived before

One of the biggest SCAMS in the cattle industry is buying single open cows and putting a bunch of them together, Throw a bull on them, And sell them as a "Complete Ranch Dispersal" They are actually a bunch of misfits that wouldn't rebreed, Aborted, no milk, no Mothering.

1930s: American Dust Bowl. Industrial farming ploughed up grasslands that had sustained buffalo herds for thousands of years. The grass held soil together. Remove grass, soil becomes dust. The worst environmental disaster in American history was caused by replacing grassland with

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