In four states, you can’t get divorced if you’re pregnant, and they have now also banned abortion. 19thnews.org/2024/04/states…

DC friends, my beloved dog is missing. One of my kids let her out yesterday into a completely fenced in backyard and somehow she is gone. This is Bella Marie. She is 5 years old, last seen at 13th and Ingraham St. NW. If you see a dog matching her description, pls let me know.

MLB: makes Jackson Holliday’s debut the free game of the day to capitalize on excitement
Also MLB: blacks it out for DC even though it’s a totally separate media market from Baltimore
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If you're in the DC area and want to watch the eclipse safely, free eclipse glasses are being handed out near the Smithsonian metro stop. 😎

#Eclipse2024

Everything runs through Georgia. LFG 💪🏼🍑

The Megabus hardened me

Three days in and we already have the worst call of the season. Inspiring

Truly cannot express how much my serotonin levels have shot up today

Begging announcers to get Arcia’s name right this year

Georgia is shaping up to be Joe Biden's best primary state.

25,000+ people showing up to vote for Nikki Haley in the Republican primary in Georgia, a week after she dropped out, in a state decided in 2020 by fewer than 12,000 votes

Donald Trump lost Georgia by fewer than 12,000 votes in 2020. Tonight, Nikki Haley amassed more than 62,000 votes even though she quit the race last week. Many of them voted early when she was still in the running, but a significant number voted today in protest of Trump. #gapol

Sean Murphy’s so back baby

I don’t know about you but sounds like morale is low over there

Hello internet it’s my first time flying Frontier Airlines and I think my flight was cancelled but nobody is responding to my chat (which is apparently the only way to talk to anyone even if your flight is in 10 hours)…does anyone have a secret number or Frontier advice?

Is Joe Biden too old? or is he actually TOO alive?

Wiped out on the wet metro floor this morning amid a throng of commuters, AMA

Someone come pick me up off the ground

The open secret down here is that they realized Medicaid expansion was necessary a while ago. The problem is they lack the political will to tell Georgians that they’ve been wrong for the last decade and cost the state thousands of lives and billions of dollars. #gapol