"Weed Tweets ™: If she can't roll, shes not the one." Becks Dakin

When you name your teddy Henry and then realize its a women. #dissapointment Siobhan O'Sullivan

"Follow @WizKhalifa: More Stoned. Less Stressed" Scott McKenna

"Awkward Penguin!: I go deaf when I'm texting." Siobhan O'Sullivan. #tigershot

"That moment when u close your eyes to apply shampoo and you get paranoid that someone will kill you in the shower"Siobhan O'Sullivan #roofman

"If she puts a <3 on your wall, she wants the D" Victoria Dreyer

"QuotingJokes: Who else thinks there are secret cameras in their house?" Becks Dakin #roofman

"Autocorrects: When I get the answer correct and the smart kid didn't, I feel like a boss." #BAstudent Justin croxton.

"AwkwardPosts: If the caller I.D. reads "unavailable", then so am I." Victoria Dreyer . #couldhaverecievedthismillions

"The sound of children laughing makes me happy. Unless I'm home alone and my power goes out" #keta.Sarah van der Nest,emma sarah wilson

"Autocorrects: If you tickle me, I'm not responsible for your injuries."Rosie .

"Autocorrects: I wish jaw breakers were as good as they look in Ed, Edd, and Eddy." Emma Glyn

"That awkward moment when you offer someone food and secretly hope they don't want it." #isaynomore Emma Glyn

Living da life #imyoungwildandfree

" i hate when people cry in front of me like should i pat their head, should i grab their ass i don’t fucking know" Becks Dakin.

"I am that horrible friend who reads ur text then puts the phone down to do something and forgets to reply until 4 hours later." Ang Ruck

"AwkwardPosts: That awkward moment when you realize you’ve been pronouncing a word wrong your whole life." #skills #claremont Nommie