Feel free to put Tony Stark / Iron Man in all three spots. #Avengers #AvengersEngame #MCU

Good.

Thank you to everyone who is going to see #AvengerEndgame tonight. Your support over the past 11 years since my first movie has been so gratifying. My accountants thank you too because boy have I made a lot in royalties off these #MCU films.

Love you 3000. #AvengersEndgame #TeamStark

#HappyFathersDay

Good news: I have bought the film rights to Spider-Man. Bad news: That used up all my budget so the next movie will be Peter shopping at a Trade Fair in Queens. #SpiderMan #MCU

I’m starting to think that life would have been way easier had I gotten Pepper a suit years ago.

When you’re really mad about comics but haven’t actually read any comics part 274.

I mean if we’re grading on a curve here…

Tucker Carlson is calling for violence against police and the rule of law. I thought #bluelivesmatter, but I guess not when it’s a (hypothetical) law you don’t like. Tucker Carlson is clearly Hydra.

Elon Musk has the taste of a seven year old. x.com/Sidy18120064/s…

There are only 6 kinds of stories: - Man vs. Nature - Man vs. Himself - Man vs. Machine - Tony Stark vs. Captain America - Tony Stark vs. Thanos - Tony Stark vs. Alcohol

I can loan you some Life Model Decoys, they’ll applaud on cue. @_Zatanna

Remember when we made the Columbine shooters heroes? Neither do I.

When you take diversity really seriously you don’t fuck up like this Star Wars. fanbyte.com/news/report-in…

What’s the point of a #SpiderMan movie without me being in it?

Peter’s new movie is out on digital formats. Get it now, even if I’m not in it. B+ facial hair from Stephen. It’s not quite epic like mine but it does the job.

If Doctor Doom buys Twitter I’m outta here.

If they’re not going to have me in the movies anymore I guess the only thing to do is have three Spider-Men.