This outdoor hosepipe won't effect me but how are people in Strabane expected to have their weekly shower?

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The new gaff #sonorthUAE

Don't freak anyone out mayte but Marksies are down to their last hummus & carrot party set! We're ready for this hurricayne in North Down

Larne is in complete tatters mayte! Debris everywhere and cars upside down. Expected to get worse when storm hits.

Coleraiyne is certainly not 4ME x.com/coleraine4u/st…

When I'm on the traiyn in London...

Every year I'd write to Santa and ask for smaller biceps

Watch as @UlsterBank help save Mike McGoldrick's Christmas plans: goo.gl/ZPf2im

Most people in Larne literally just want a front door for their council house for Christmas

Some new 24carat banter over here: youtu.be/4M7Tnnd-ivI #YouKnowYourself

Avoid Tyrone? I've been doing that for years mayte.

Mike McGoldrick returns from a rager with his famous chums to find his car clamped 😂 If you missed the Shane Todd show on Saturday, catch up tonight at 7:30pm 📻

The biggest compliment I could pay Jaycob Stockdayle right now is that I'd let him be in my company on a night out.

If Rory wins this I'm flooding the Lagan with goose and we're all going for a dip

Funny man Shane Todd has teamed up with The Guild Practice to offer YOU the chance to win a FREE FULL MOUTH TEETH WHITENING! All you have to do is; -LIKE OUR PAGE - SHARE THE VIDEO - TAG 3 FRIENDS IN THE COMMENTS BELOW • The winner will be announced on the 1st May 2018

Humbled to have been considered a mentor by this guy. x.com/ulsterrugby/st…

24 Carat mayking a video today. Going to be greayt. Standard.

I'll be live on UTV tonight talking about the difficulties of being very attractive AND very intelligent

Who's about this bloody playce? I need to interview you... x.com/balmoralshow/s…