Say hi to your turkey for me.

Tenant viewing an apartment for rent: I don't want to sign lease without meeting neighbors first. Me: Ok, did you knock on their door and meet them when you were there? Tenant: 👀 Me: You'll need to do that to meet them. Tenant: Ok maybe I don't after all.

Is it weird for a 55 year old man to hang around a bunch of college kids every week? Asking for Mathew McConaughey.

To my home renovators:

Remember kids, if you are number 1 in the world in your craft for over a decade you can travel like a real estate agent from Atlanta.

I’m neutral on Dave Portnoy but this 6.5 minute video is like an entire Hallmark Christmas movie, only better.

alright boys where yall pulling up from??

Your mom’s neighborhood blight.

Opendoor: Buy our house that has been on the market for 257 days. Me: Make offer that is 5% below. Opendoor: Nope, our algorthim says it's worth our list price. Me: ✌️

Spices up any open house.

One year ago today I was the King of X thanks to bad suburban design. x.com/RealEstateMaxi…

90% of my day is helping home buyers navigate the Atlanta market. I recently lost out on business because on SM I've been too investment focused. I neglected talking about my day-to-day as an agent. Lesson: Social media works, but make sure you are sending the right message.

I'm seeing real estate market shifts from hot and cold week to week depending on the headlines. Bidding wars, crickets, bidding wars, crickets. Haven't seen anything like this before.

Looking for a new Christmas movie that trumps Die Hard? Go watch #Novocaine in the theater now. Only for those that enjoy squirming in their seats.

Best guess for this bedroom wall pedal gets to win it

Say hi to your mother for me.

I’m abnormally angry that I can’t use my new dishwasher without downloading an app first. Is this a sign of early onset boomerism?