Struggling to figure out how 8 billionaires who want to replace workers with robots are losing the narrative to 10,000 professional storytellers and the 150,000 hottest people in the world

Official MLB rules defines the strike zone by "top of pants". i can't find anywhere in the rules that says player "must" wear pants though so technically if a batter doesn't wear pants he will draw a walk every time- a potential new strategy for late in games

The wretched children of Generation Z would look at you with dead-eyed incomprehension if you were to reference to them “Zamfir, Master of the Pan Flute.”

More than anything these people are incredibly strange and seriously need to go outside and talk to real people

People making light of Burning Man attendees stranded in the mud maybe don't realize it does slow poison damage and you can't dodge roll or run unless you equip the Rusted Iron Ring

This is basically how I feel about all ironic parody accounts now.

It was surprisingly well-thought-out for a dream scenario that also included, for no apparent reason, a shapeshifter disguised as a lemon.

FEELING PUNK…

A challenge tasked folks to write a track about the most-used emoji on our phone; mine was colored squares from pasting Wordle & Connections scores with friends. Here is a... passionate song about that: raccoonfink.bandcamp.com/album/green-ye… #NYTConnections #Connections #IndieMusic #Bandcamp

In light of today being Carolina Hurricanes Whalers Night, I suppose this is a good time to point out that I made a ridiculously cheesy lounge version of Brass Bonanza. Maybe someday they’ll play it in the arena… thatbenjaminreed.bandcamp.com/track/brass-bo…

The Fourth Strike Song Jam album is OUT NOW! Proceeds from sales in March and April go to The PCRF (Palestine Children's Relief Fund) fourth-strike.bandcamp.com/album/fourth-s… We will also be having a LISTEN PARTY this Sunday, March 3rd, at 11pm GMT / 6pm ET / 3pm PT - follow our bandcamp and stay tuned for more information.

Tickets are available for Southeast Dungeon Scourge at Neptunes on September 21st. Join me, Excellent Strategies Manuals, Inc., FOGLORD, Seregost, Silk Moth, Spife, and Vaelastrasz for an evening of Dungeon Synth in downtown Raleigh! eventbrite.com/e/southeast-du… #DungeonSynth

Since I logged in long enough to post about my live show, I guess I'll post this here too. I've set up a discord for NC Triangle whisky drinkers. Join us! discord.gg/jZaxyUSG (This link will self destruct in a week to avoid botspam.) #RTP #TriangleNC #whisky