Remember ! Deck the halls , not your cell buddy !

It looks like leather - huh ? Ooh la la. Appreciation isn't the word !

" Today's special is offal stew ! It's almost enough to make you jealous of them , isn't it ? Riight ? " He's had to be very hands - on with the PA system recently ! Superjail might really have a crisis of staff on their hands.

He's already promoted Alice five times this year ! And that hasn't changed a diddly darn thing about the state of things. Where did the good old days go ? It was fun sitting around , being bossy and overwhelmingly imaginative all of the time.

Look at it this way. If you're singing to an empty room, you're still singing. People can come and go as they please. Some will stop to appreciate the music. Some will want more. Some won't care. Regardless of what happens, keep singing. Keep dreaming. Keep DOING.

I said everyone is a free citizen of the free nation of Superjail but some think I just throw people in jail I only throw people in jail if they either try to oppose me or that I just don't like them #superjail #parodyaccount #superjailrp #futurewarden

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"Jailbot! There's a spider under my desk !" Without a doubt, the Warden has completely evacuated his chair and is hollering like a squeaky child in the corner of his office. " Where have you been? I've been stuck like this for twenty minutes !"

"I'm not moving until something is done about this usurper-! Haven't you got a glass and a sheet of paper mode ?" That look is almost too much to bare ! He is confident otherwise that something can be worked out around the issue -- (and that he won't have to do it himself!)

"See ? It wasn't ( that ) big of a deal after all, right buddy? " Finally he can stop SWEATING like a pig in a butcher shop and continue on with his business! (He's Grateful This Robot Exists) "Phew!"