Imagine your husband is famous and sharing his memoirs 100 years later and he is saying your marriage lasted because you were so “tolerant”. 😂 and even though he had 100 different women you were just still there.

remember when these were $1

“You quiet asf”

Me around people I know:

Honey, you okay? You barely touched your Billie Irish!

last orange of the year is waiting to be picked 🤗🥺

Everything is pissing me off and I’m not even PMSing

Why is it so hard to eat healthy at work?!?!

What if they werent actually seeing angels with wings and 100 eyes in the bible and it was just one of these mfs tryna get laid

The fact that Vanderpump Rules got a highlight in mine…

chadson (HIRE ME) I can only hope I can see Bakersfield with my own eyes one day

😭😭😭😭

Melatonin dreams are a trip

The gym was empty today. I think people are still on that 420 coma

I never knew I needed this

From steal your data to steal your bitch 😂

Thinking about how my family passed down alcoholism instead of generational wealth

We weren’t “cheated” by the IRS. This is the direct result of Trump’s tax policy.