If you said 'I hate it when people do XYZ' and I responded 'NO I DIDN'T AND HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME!', I definitely do XYZ, right?

That's how you sound when you say 'not all men'.

Wise words from: The Pretentious Gentleman on FB.

TL;DR Women choose the bear because they are more predictable than a man.

A few things that people (fellas) seem to not understand about the bear vs man thing:

1. The scenario is, a woman is walking through the woods hiking

Wait, Challengers is about a throuple? Why isn't that on the posters?

Timeline cleanse

Hear me out:
Why not both?

Time once again for my occasional series 'Women with great hair fleeing gothic houses!'

Let's see what's in the library shall we...

Maybe they're both covered in blood and we just can't tell on the black one

All good points

I worship this man

'Hey cool, you have guns! I have guns too! We have so much in common!'
-Police officer talking to murderer

(Not a joke, this actually happened)