Drinks tonight and we're playing a music trivia game. Any question that alludes to a male rapper has everyone exclusively shouting Kendrick Lamar or Kanye West. This is like my Dad referencing the Spice Girls as The Popular Group™ for the entirety of my teens. Help me I'm old.

Carpetright absolutely smashing it out of the park with this headline copy for stair runners.

Do I know any researchers/data analysts with experience in #Nvivo ? I'm using the software for my MSc and have a question that's not answered anywhere online (believe me, I've looked). I'm going nuts trying to figure this out so any help would be HUGELY appreciated 🙏🏻

*Polish BF holding a bag of peanuts*

Him: 'Do you want some of these nuts?'

Me, immature and sniggering: 'Well that's not how you ask, is it?'

Him: 'Sorry, *would you like* some of these nuts?'

🥹🥹🥹🥹

Spotted on Reddit. I am *begging* someone in Epsom to arrange a viewing and report back.

The roof is leaking because the dormer conversion was - and I quote the roofer who's just examined it - 'installed in a simply bizarre way that I've never seen before.' 🫠

FYI, just had a legitimate-looking text message and email purporting to be from Santander saying they'd cancelled Google Pay on my device, and then giving the last four numbers of my card. It looks super realistic, but have confirmed with the bank that it is indeed a scam.

About a decade ago, a U.K. court became the first in the world to affirm a 'climate necessity' defense. Now, judges can bar climate activists from explaining their actions at all. The great Isabella Kaminski explains wtf happened Drilled drilled.media/news/trfst-UK

Hello! I'm looking to speak to someone in Wales/Eng with experience of being imprisoned on mental health grounds - either 'as a place of safety' or 'for your own protection - for a piece I'm working on.

Email: [email protected]

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Two scenarios where the laws of physics cease to exist:
1) Getting a sleeping bag back into its sheath.
2) Getting a Christmas tree back into its box.

A lot of people confuse fast fashion with cheap clothing. It's true that fast fashion is cheap, but not all cheap clothing is fast fashion. The two terms are not synonymous. Fast fashion is a very distinctive thing. 🧵

There are two types of people at Christmas. Those that are grateful for their families, and those that are grateful for the group chat keeping them sane.

The menacing horror of asking a girl if you can dance by her to dissuade the advances of a relentless weirdo only for her to turn around and go 'Hey! This is my good friend Tom!' and then shove him at you with an enthusiastic thumbs up while he smirks like a fucking shark 😬

My phone has reminded me that six years ago my dad - who doesn't care for sports, cars, beer, hot sauce, fashion, etc and is therefore impossible to buy for - asked for an industrial-sized bale of reinforced twine for Christmas.

Not my Polish boyfriend pointing to Tiny Tim in Muppet's Christmas Carol and asking 'What's the name of the tuberculosis frog?'

I can't find my keys three minutes after putting them down.