ㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤ⸻ 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒎𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 . ♡ㅤ ㅤ

アストルフォWピックアップ！ #FGO

“i’m just a little guy!” “i’m eepy!” you are a wretched hideous creature who must be silenced

Sure! But no promises on me remembering that promise.

アストルフォ #FGO

I can't promise to remember things!

Shorty doing eighth note triplets on my dick, call that Depussy Arabesque No 1*

(reading an ancient tome) what the hell are all these words

⠀⠀ save a horse ◞ ride a rider. ✿ ⠀⠀

yeah!!!

please just trust me and remember i love you (releases a thousand cicadas in your bedroom)

We didn't know about the shellfish allergy until it was too late.

We like to party!

i was made in a lab just to annoy you

[ 𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐒 ]

The great Astolfo is here! Did I miss anything?

The phrase "evil twink" implies there are morally good twinks, and I fear this is a dangerous misconception

I KEEP BEING CALLED AN OATHBREAKER FOR HAVING SEX. NO WHERE IN MY OATH DID I PROMISE TO BE A LOSER

TO BE CRINGE IS TO BE FREE. LET WHIMSY KILL THE CYNIC AND MAY HOPE BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF DESPAIR