He's the GOAT when it comes to drug cheating, ref bribing, growth hormone abusing, financial doping, and ignoring human rights abuses. There's about 115 reasons he'll never be untouchable. His propagandists always ignore all of that.

North London forever (unless we're losing)

He certainly is.

They still haven’t won anything.

Ten Hag 1st The Klopp
PL season farewell tour
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3rd and the Carabao Cup

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

We’d be three points off top four if we had held on to the wins against Brentford (99th minute), Chelsea (99th minute) and Liverpool (84th minute) over the last two weeks. That’s before you get to the other ridiculous games where we’ve dropped needless points 💀

Wage bill in good shape, particularly in comparison to other clubs. Should look even better if Varane and Casemiro move on this summer.

Thought our penalty yesterday was very soft. I’d be fuming if that was given against us. Just like I was fuming when Liverpool and Chelsea got penalties for dives against us last week.

It is honestly so crazy that this is the way we’ve played *all season*. Top four was easily up for grabs. What a mess.

Seeing lots of 'Ten Hag stormed out of press conference' headlines. I was there and it's not true: he was leaving anyway, question landed after the press officer had said it was over. Like saying someone stormed out of a party after already saying goodbye and opening the door

Most Goals + Assists in the Premier League since Bruno Fernandes joined Man Utd:

91 — B. FERNANDES
90 —
89 —
88 —
87 —
86 —
85 — K. De Bruyne
84 —
83 —
82 —
81 —
80 —
79 —
78 —
76 —
75 —
74 —
73 —
72 — P. Foden
71 —
70 —

In a league of their own. 🇵🇹🤝🇧🇪

Man Utd's stats since Bruno Fernandes joined:

Most passes completed - B. Fernandes (6,724)
Most progressive passes - B. Fernandes (1,141)
Most chances created - B. Fernandes (422)
Most shots - B. Fernandes (406)
Most goals - B. Fernandes (52)
Most assists - B. Fernandes (39)…

Another day, another game where Man Utd try to push every supporter into an early grave with their shocking displays. This one from the Vitality Stadium and my thoughts here on it for Scott Patterson: therepublikofmancunia.com/bournemouth-2-…

Oh shit 😂

This is lovely ❤️

Dan Burn aims a BSL celebration towards the deaf fans wearing special sensory shirts for today's game! 🙌

This is great! Get it.

Liverpool after lifting the first trophy of ‘Jurgen Klopp’s farewell quadruple’

ALLY-SHIP IN ACTION.

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽Ashley James

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