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🇨🇲📈 | André Onana has the highest prevented goals in the Premier League this season (9.74)

He faces the fourth-most xG 🥵

👉 datamb.football/A_Onana_Goalke…

Why would United fans need to ‘look away now’ from a charity helping to improve the lives of young people living in South London, you slimy little freak?

Trolling, attention seeking. Worst of modern journalism, seeking clicks shitting on an 18 yr old. Mainoo is unflappable while chaos happens around him. He’ll be winning medals long after George has taken up PR, shilling jockstraps as his career dies like the talent he never had.

We finally got the beating that this team and manager deserves with the performance they put in weekly. The drubbing of Selhurst Park discussed by myself for Scott Patterson: therepublikofmancunia.com/crystal-palace…

It’s all ‘this means more’ and YNWA until they lose a couple of games and can’t even be bothered to go to Klopp’s penultimate home game

Crystanbul. Ten years ago today. 😍

Χριστός Ανέστη 🐣

A dark night for Troyes. Their home match vs Valenciennes is abandoned as fans throw flares onto pitch, and some players throw them back into stands! Troyes are on the brink of successive relegations. Owned by the City Football Group, fans ironically chant 'Merci City'.

Remember when this Mctominay goal vs Fulham was ruled out citing 'subjective offside' by Maguire in the set piece routine, when Garnacho was the one who acrually touched the ball from the set-piece and crossed it to Mctominay for a tap-in.

The Sun newspaper has been criticised for referring to Daniel Anjorin, 14 y/o schoolboy who was fatally stabbed in London, as 'sword lad', in a tiny slot on its front page. Sun's coverage of similar, recent incident involving white victims was different. #HainaultAttack

The Tories are genuinely the worst organisation on the planet when it comes to social media. They’re laughably bad. A law YOU passed when Starmer wasn’t even an MP. Not his biggest fan but this is beyond stupid.

Imagine supporting a club where you can log in at any time and pick your seats for a cup final 😂😂😂😂

Kieran McKenna is almost certainly going to be a Premier League manager next season.

Back-to-back promotions to the English top flight in this day and age would be an outrageous achievement.

Surely Ipswich are there now... Delighted for him. What a coach.

“Fernando Torres got the better of Nemanja Vidic.”

Bruno Fernandes for Man Utd in the Premier League this season:

◉ Most G/A
◉ Most goals
◉ Most assists
◉ Most shots
◉ Most shots on target
◉ Most chances created
◉ Most high turnovers
◉ Most possession won
◉ Most possession won final ⅓
◉ Most possession won middle ⅓…

Throwback to the time Mark Goldbridge seemingly revealed his burner account😭

For context, Antony also has 5 goal contributions (3 goals and 2 assists) since January. And he's crap.

Onana conceded a penalty for this yesterday. A week after AWB conceded a penalty for handball when Grealish didn’t. Every single game there are inconsistencies.

How’s the ref not given that 🤡 It’s terrifying how dreadful officiating has become in this league.