The Mandalorian is the best Star Wars thing since Empire. Fight me.

Wow the way they’re obsessively gonna kill extra people just for a ‘normal’ Christmas. Adapt. Ffs. Just adapt for one year.

Hi Robbie Williams could you just clarify, what exactly are you referring to in the chorus of your hit single ‘Rudebox’? Im desperate to shake along but I just dont know what to shake?

Jus having a vg magnum for breakfast.

your Spotify wrapped should always be too unhinged to post or I don’t believe you appreciate art

Breakfast today: cold pizza & fruit pastels

“What did you do during Covid-19 Grandad?” “Well one afternoon I stood in my bedroom, hitting a pan with a stick and called it ‘work’.”

Doing a bourgeois Withnail with Tiger Balm by the gas fire.

Please read and share. If you feel the same then please speak up too. Thank you #brokenrecord #fixstreaming theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

Syd was absolutely stoked when gave him the news of his imminent No.1..... he was genuinely thrilled and this wasn’t scripted at all..... promise bit.ly/Resident-WMC @work1ngmensclub @heavenlyrecs [PIAS]

If anyone needs me ill be in the bath.

If anyone wants to video call me on xmas day, hmu. (Will probably do it from the bath). X

Our Shem and Rob Graham cranking out some keys for summat gnarly we're working on. The joys of modern recording and bubbles ey!

reminder that if you have tickets for festivals and gigs to KEEP HOLD OF THEM. This pandemic is crippling the live sector, if you can keep hold of your tickets, please do so x

Word of the day is 'arsle': a 19th-century verb meaning to make no progress whatsoever on a job in hand - literally, to 'shuffle backwards'.

youtu.be/VfIoAJgSnSA we was on fire that night. And yes it really fucking hurt when i hit the deck.

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Eclairs in miniature heroes, no point? Wtf.