3 lines of coke
1 zyn
2 fireballs
5 poptarts
I am ready to play overwatch

Assassin's Creed Shadows: Incel Edition

Every 18-35 single white male suddenly becomes an amateur historian once black ppl get involved. Am I the only one that noticed that?

For Pokimane’s birthday her assistant gifted her a giant bouquet of dollar bills

Drake doesn’t have 1 albums that’s touching this

5 black SUVs just pulled up to his crib 😭

wanted to draw atom eve from invincible

htmx.org / CEO of git merge (same thing) What the fuck

This post only really makes sense to me if you play smash brothers and absolutely no other fighting games

Once you see this it’s hard to go back.

Peace to the gods. New Rakim album coming July. It’s all happening 🏆

Soul King Tarzan, Iron Fist, Avatar, Dance with Wolves, The Great Wall, The Last Samurai, etc

But more specific to this topic, Nioh.

The irony is that only now do they see self insert in other culture as an issue when the market has been doing this stuff forever with white people.

she ran over my cat

'WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP'

… these people were just victimizing themselves over the word “cracker” equating it to a slur

and now they’re claiming it’s fine to use actual slurs as long as it’s not used in a derogatory way

Yasuke served as Oda Nobunaga's Kosho, which was a personal servant/bodyguard to a Busho or the samurai equivalent of a general or lord. Kosho, critically, were considered samurai. Yasuke... Was a samurai. So are we going to claim Oda Nobunaga invented woke DEI now or what?

Kinda crazy how nobody cared about Assassin's Creed consistently exaggerating or fictionalising history until they decided to have a black samurai based on Yasuke...

Wait… yall look to Assassin’s Creed for
Historical accuracy?

“Yasuke was never a samurai, he was just a retainer”

Yeah bro just wait until you find out a Native American didn’t fight side by side with George Washington and then find a magical alien artifact that gave them visions of Washington becoming the tyrannical king of America