Who tf book marked this 👁👁

It's my son's birthday and my gift to him is giving him actual answers to his delusional questions. I told him to throw a V8 in that bitch

I love my husband He makes bangers 24/7

So I drank spaghetti O's out of the can with a Boba straw it took 5 mins to do

Ōmumu Centipede VT As your friend I show concern, as a Sicilian I feel disgust but as a bestie I say good for you themperor break those expectations and be yourself.

I am completely normal about corbeau :)

Hot girl tummy problems? Mf I am praying to a god I dont believe in while fighting for my life in this bathroom

Yall am I cooked?

MY LANDLORD IS PAYING FOR A TATTOO FOR ME FOR MY BIRTHDAYYY RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAA

BIRTHDAY BUG IS LIVE RIGHT NOW

Blah blah blah blah blah Fuck you 💚 Blah blah blah blah blah Shut ur fuck

Dancing in the rain is good for the soul did my neighbors see me shaking ass? Maybe. But they can't dull this sparkle my vibes are immaculate

SOMEONE GET THIS PINK FUCK OFF MY YIDDY

Pick one. Mating press by a buff ghost cat girl or a big buff bug woman

The combo of hot cheetos a cherry pepsi and a fucking menthol melon vape tastes like nyquil

Mmm chocolate satin birthday pie Don't laugh at how old I am!!

I just like tasting my meal first

Nier automata 2b cosplay pic that i find funny I was doing a test run and seeing what I needed to alter on it