"Hym when he's really horny." x.com/neversleeps29/…

@OfAshesAndGold Rolls her eyes. "Don't be such a drama queen."

@OfAshesAndGold "You sound like a teenage girl who was rejected by a crush."

@OfAshesAndGold "Was that suppose to hurt my feeling? Nice try, Mr. Grumpy."

@OfAshesAndGold "I can see why the women are just flocking to you." Rolls her eyes.

@OfAshesAndGold "As a widower by my own doing, I know how to use my looks."

@OfAshesAndGold "Exactly. You should do the same. You're wasting your good looks."

@OfAshesAndGold "So go find Mrs. Right Now"

@OfAshesAndGold "Go. Socialize! Go out. Have fun doing things you like. Don't k ow what you like? Try something new."

@OfAshesAndGold "What did I just say."

"Hymenaios. Love me."

"I think you meant really hot." x.com/OfRevelry/stat…

Nods. "Have you seen me?" x.com/OfRevelry/stat…

"You need to check your eyes then." x.com/OfRevelry/stat…

"I'm hot."

"Hymen! Your brother thinks I'm not hot!" That was blasphemy to her

Narrows her eyes. "Hymen's better." x.com/OfRevelry/stat…

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"Hymenaios is the best. Look at how he spoils me."

"And your daughter. She's going to end up like me." x.com/Party_Lover_/s…