“An old cow peeing on a flat rock….. what does that even mean? Who says that?”

“Why do I love you so much?”

“When your partner is not listening to you, I recommend punching him between his legs and that will let him know that you are talking to him.”

“Of course it is, darling, I said it.”

“The life of a goddess is simply wondrous, how are you?”

“I see… it always peg my interest how common individuals seem so drawn into violence. Have you nothing of substance to entertain your time?”

All are welcome!

“I really don’t feel like my husband is obsessed with me enough… it upsets me greatly.”

“…… He is so damn hot when he’s pissed off..”

When white folks was struggling during the great depresion, Black folks were surviving and thriving Let her cook!

Her dark green eyes narrowed as she scanned over the square headed demon for a moment. “Something caused an uproar amongst my loyal subjects, so I am here to investigate the disturbance…. And here you are… whom are you exactly?”

“Of course it is a pleasure for you. It is not every day that a simpleton lays their eyes upon such exquisite features, much less have a conversation,” extending the back of her hand to be praised accordingly, she smiled, “Queen Octavia Renpet, goddess of beauty and spring.”

She hummed softly in approval and motioned for him to come closer. “What was your broadcast about? I’m not one for watching such things but you have pegged my interest.”

“If you give a man the ability to feed you and you are also giving him the ability to starve you.”

“YOU BALDHEADED BASTARD!”

“Sometimes you have to out asshole the asshole to get them to behave. It’s fair game.”

“BUGGY MAN!!”

“I have been well! I have completed my classes for the semester and passed my final thingy. How about you? Any new business adventures?”

“Insanity is the nectar for fine art.”