I never would have made you this smart if I knew you were going to be this stupid.

You are your own punishment.

Saving your planet and yourselves will require nothing less than a total and immediate transformation of human consciousness. Good luck with that.

can’t decide if i’ve made enough mistakes yet to go to bed

I was trying to help your country Australia but you took too long to send my f’ing visa. Thanx

My typos correspond to how hyper I truly am while typing the text/tweet/caption/rant/emails

The confidence I have to push others achieve their dreams, I wish I had the same for myself

I have a TV in my room, but somehow I’m just more comfortable watching shows on my laptop.

Probably because I can’t understand the complicated remote :\

Against all odds, I got my visa today :)

Absolutely hate last minute plans but see you in 48 hours Australia 👀

Can’t deal with Bombay heat rn. Can’t handle winters anywhere in the world. Absolutely hate rains.

Got my finger inked. A little upset that it’s so messy! Ugh 😩

read online that the election ink is one of a kind manufactured in india and supplied to 13 other countries for various reasons.

And 5ml is enough for 300 voters. So would u be so kind to ink me properly? 😓

You would actually be doing something about climate change if deep down you didn’t think you deserved to go extinct.

White, black, brown, yellow, man, woman, transgender, gay, straight, Christian, Muslim, young, old, ALL of you will taste the same to the zombies.

B Rachel - PropShop24 Omg same. Such tempting stuff.

Is it just me or is everyone facing crazy amounts of call drops with @VodaFoneIND

There is life in outer space, and it's intelligent, and that's why it's staying far away from you.