Prof. Goat (@profgoat) 's Twitter Profile
Prof. Goat

@profgoat

Math prof at a non-R1 uni. I blame no one but myself for my smothering mediocrity.

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During the all-hands meeting on Friday, one employee kept asking clarifying questions. Reasonable ones at first: timelines, ownership, budget. Then he asked why the strategy contradicted last quarter’s strategy. Leadership froze. I watched him realize, too late, he had

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> be Terence Tao > born in Australia > starts doing math at age 2 > taking university-level classes by age 9 > training with top math students by 10 > wins IMO bronze at 13 > silver at 14 > gold with a perfect score at 15 > youngest person in history to achieve that > completes

> be Terence Tao
> born in Australia
> starts doing math at age 2
> taking university-level classes by age 9
> training with top math students by 10
> wins IMO bronze at 13
> silver at 14
> gold with a perfect score at 15
> youngest person in history to achieve that
> completes
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A student wanted to come in. I just "knew" that they were going to grade grub. Instead, they wanted...help with math!!!😱

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Me, to Mrs Goat: "Honey, I voted for Trump." Mrs Goat: "Nice try. But you are NOT getting out of family holiday activities." #Thanksgiving #holidays

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I scheduled a 4PM call the day before Thanksgiving. Not because it was necessary. The issue could’ve waited a week. But the client suggested “touching base,” and I believe in rewarding initiative. The associates reacted like I’d canceled the holiday itself. One even asked

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Mind boggling stupidity. Too many on all sides to not equate education with learning things. Community colleges offer new classes to prepare students for calculus, comply with controversial law – EdSource edsource.org/2025/ab1705-ca…