If u r on Facebook Hold the Haha "😆" emoji to react on a post for long time It looks like it's eating yo hands 256🇺🇬Goat was here😂🤣🤣hope u tried and succeeded 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

Today I covered the mirror So that I do not go through it again 😒😒😒😒😒 Am tired of goin past my bed 🥴🥴🥴I hate nonsense

When you give the tourists wrong directions as a prank and after a few days u see them being announced on TV as missing😰😰

The correct spelling is SCHOOL not SCHOOL, you put the first "O" before the Second "O" 😎😎😎 Am i loud

7yr old me going to school because my mom didn't believe the story about heart attack in my kidney🤣😂🤣🤬🤬🤬

Qns: What's worst than heart break? Me: Finding numerous bugs in a code

Having sex with a deaf and dumb girl can be so stressful 😪 instead of her to moan when cuming she'll be like ebe, ebeeebebebee ebebe 😹😹😹🏃🏽💔 Still stunning.... I remain your boy 256 goat😂🤣🤣

Ugly girls wil do whatever u ask of them until it's time for abortion..then u will do whatever they ask of u😂😂😂 Still stunning.....256Goat

When u think he is done fucking you, then boom he says "stand up and do like your fetching water" 🤣😂that's when you will understand why the Bible advised you to flee from fornication 😂🤣😂 Still stunning.... I Am Daniel

After the pastor said lets share the grace😋 _sister grac _shouted_..... _Pastor😎_.... !!!!! God punish you, How can the whole church share me 🤥? Even last night🙄 I couldn't handle you😣 alone and you want the whole church🤠 to share me.* 🤔The pastor fainted

When your crush finaly texts u. Crush: are u good? You: yes especially in bed 😂😂😂😂😂

Everywhere is slippery I nearly fall into someone relationship 🤦🤦🤦

A boda boda man after a busy working day🥶🥶🥶 Doing analysis

Nowadays guys, Hmmmm. It’s raining and you are still telling someone’s daughter to enter your room. Are you Noah? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 👨🏾‍⚕️

Facebook and WhatsApp is for us Who are childish 😁 If you think you are mature Go to Bluetooth and gallery😊😊 still stunning

DAT embarrassing moment wen u r staring at a beautiful lady & ended up stepping on shit by d road side. Just die😁 Still stunning

Can you go naked in front of yourself especially when you are not around

You think ignoring me will hurt me? I've been ignored by my own brain in the exam hall and I didn't die!* 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Alafu my brother!!😲😲🤔🤔 Imagine having sex 🍆💦🍑with your teacher and asking; " May I cum In madam? " 🙆🏽‍♀😆😆🤣🤣🤣😂😂

I attended a crusade and someone touched my shoulder and said "YOU WILL WALK". I didn't bother because I knew I was not lame. After the crusade, I touched my pocket and I couldn't find my wallet which contained my transport fare``` !!!... Behold, *I WALKED*😂🤣🤣😂