@VersedMesmerism NO BUT I DIDN'T HAVE MY PHONE THE ENTIRE TIME AND IT WAS BORING

Rolls back into her life. x.com/primthaumaturg…

[Needs ╰ 𝒟. ℬᴇɴɴᴇᴛᴛ ╮ to return now.]

❝Daddy, come back.❞ [╰ 𝒟. ℬᴇɴɴᴇᴛᴛ ╮]

[Jabs ╰ 𝒟. ℬᴇɴɴᴇᴛᴛ ╮ with a stick.] B U S H

[╰ 𝒟. ℬᴇɴɴᴇᴛᴛ ╮] ❝Wondrous times.❞ x.com/loftyimperial/…

Snaps Niklaus Mikaelson's stick with a wave of her fingers. "K I N G."

"KING" Opens arms. x.com/CrimsonRomanti…

Encloses arms around the sobbing King. "How have you been? Any chaos without me?" x.com/CrimsonRomanti…

"Murders..Who? I'm good! I brought everyone a souvenir." x.com/CrimsonRomanti…

"What did Elijah and Mik bring?" x.com/CrimsonRomanti…

"I brought back a monkey. And by brought back I mean I put a cloaking spell on it and took it. Also little gifts for my babies." x.com/CrimsonRomanti…

"It's a finger monkey! Fits around your finger like this." Makes a small loop around my index finger. "It won't be a problem I promise!" x.com/CrimsonRomanti…

@VersedMesmerism "BONNIS IS ME."

@VersedMesmerism GETS SUPER CRUSHED. "HIHEYHOLA."

"Tʜɪs ɪs Hᴇɴʀʏ Pɪᴄᴋʟᴇ Jʀ﹗ A ɴᴇᴡ ᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴏғ ᴏᴜʀ ᴅʏsғᴜɴᴄᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟ ʙᴜᴛ sᴜᴘᴇʀ ʟᴏᴠɪɴɢ ғᴀᴍɪʟʏ. Hᴇ ɪs ᴏᴜʀ ʙᴀʙʏ﹐ ʙᴇsɪᴅᴇs Sᴛᴇғᴀɴ5."

"Champagne, cocaine gaaasoliiiine."

"Neat right? Saw this little guy and I couldn't resist." Small squeals. x.com/CrimsonRomanti…

Plops myself into @GallantAndNoble's mentions, whining loudly until he returns.

"I am Donnie Bennett, courtesy of Ｄ Ａ Ｍ Ｏ Ｎ. ; wHO SHOULD TOTALLY COME BACK OKAY Goodbye."