ALLLIGHT SAVING TIME Turn your clocks sideways to the hour where no- body can get a good clean shot at you. --Kenneth Patchen

Peacocks in flight

Ever notice how Donald Trump's head looks like a bag of onions

No, Speaker Johnson: The No Kings Rally on October 18 is not a “hate America” rally. Quite the contrary. It’s a rally of millions of people who believe in American freedom and are not going to allow you and President Trump to turn us into an authoritarian country.

Sam Sax ✨

She needs to sue him. Now. He is violating the Constitution and the rights of the citizens who elected her. She can be sworn in by a federal judge. Period.

Your job as Speaker is to swear me in Speaker Mike Johnson. That’s how things work.

Notice how none of us broke into a federal building and rubbed shit on the walls, either

Notice the absence of any significant "pro-Trump" presence at any of these events, aside from the few who are paid, pardoned or paroled in exchange for their support. The maga movement has no magas.

Hope they go back for the Mona Lisa and return it to Italy.

OED #WordOfTheDay: flipper-de-flapper, n. A commotion; noisy confusion, or an instance of this. View the entry: oxford.ly/4o8aX1u

Sensible zombies start the day with a brain muffin.

The real heroes at the ballpark are the folks who make sure your buns are warm and your wieners are cooked.

Welch: "This has nothing to do with the shutdown. The law requires and the funds are available to continue SNAP right now without any interruption. So that is a decision the president is making on his own to allow people to go hungry."

I will stop by this gallant cypress tonight to pay my respects. What a loss to the landscape. May ten new trees be planted in the city to replace this treasure.

As the lights go out all over the world, be a shining beacon It is important everyone knows there is still good out there, and where to find it The darker it gets, the more you shine Do not lose your humanity

Happy Halloweenie! May you get plenty of treats and all the right tricks.

Ainda está a valer

The good Dick is still with us.