Me in the break room, on my first day at a new job #TheTraitors

Lovely to know that viewers of #TheTraitors have donated as much as Alexander would have won.

My 4 year old was told to stop bringing toys to school (multiple Aladdin lamps) and so he brought a can of peaches as a compromise, they informed me he can’t bring that either. But it wasn’t a real can, and they didn’t even see what was inside

maybe it was better when there was just a computer room. now the computer room follows me everywhere

I think I would do well on The Traitors because I, too, remember something weird you said at breakfast weeks ago and believe you should be killed for it.

people who drive faster than me? reckless lunatics. people who drive slower than me? annoying cowards. and me? perfect, as per usual

can't believe I couldn't take any pictures or videos at the sabrina concert because I had no storage left on my phone after going to sealife and taking 100+ pictures of this eel

What an absolute treat to see Inside No.9 Stage/Fright yesterday. Gorgeously gory puntastic perfection ✨

Jamaica’s Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce showed absolutely no mercy in the parents race at her son’s sports day…😂😂😂

Unfortunately I now recognize GPT's writing style too well and, if it's not been heavily edited, can usually spot it. And I see it everywhere. Blogs, tweets, news articles, video scripts. Insanely aggravating.

“i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” well i asked the grinning bobcat why he grinned

Really enjoyed this 🎃

Yep that’s them alright

savannah feel bad for people who think they're being slick using ChatGPT and don't realise how obvious it is. like men who wear hairpieces

“Ged, I’ll level with you, I’m really scared!”

I interviewed Catherine O'Hara last year for "The Studio" and asked her about how Hollywood has changed in the last 50 years. One of my favorite bits that was cut from the story —