The cenotes, a crucial source of water for the Maya, form a ring across the Yucatán peninsula, mirroring the enormous crater left behind by the Chicxulub impactor that drove the dinosaurs to extinction. Please mind that gap as you wheel your 7 pounds of ketchup to the checkout.

i love living in the Stupid Future

[a food doesn’t agree with me] i don’t recall asking for your opinion

listening to the trump v. united states supreme court coverage, lot going on here but i can’t get over the image of trump being represented by grover

please let me sit shotgun, the thing that killed kurt cobain

you want me to sit in the back seat? the thing that killed JFK?

“a number of” is so unhelpful here considering they brought the army out

me to my brain cells every friday

shogun is fun to watch because it’s like junior high when all the juiciest drama was delivered through notes

free them

i am consuming media at a rate previously thought lethal

that is quite honestly enough

i’m starting to think elon isn’t doing a very good job :(

Here are the top 5 times:

1. 7:32pm (indisputably the best time)
2. 2:44pm (has its critics but an all-round excellent time)
3. 9:51pm (not too early, not too late)
4. 3:07am (chances of being required to attend a meeting at 3:07am? Low)
5. 11:38am (the connoisseur's lunch time)

i cannot be held responsible for anything i say or do under the influence of the stars and planets

crazy that jurassic park was the origin of this line