The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Trading Cardz No. 15 - Caught!

Vogons are spreading the joys of planetary destruction. If you are already on Bluesky, give us a follow. We may even follow you back if you are deemed worthy of a potential afterlife (more of a sort of an après-vie) bsky.app/profile/planet…

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Reasons To Be Miserable 1. The Demolition Beam firing pins have malfunctioned again 2. The Earth is still intact 3. ... Reasons To Be Cheerful 1. Mankind will probably finish the job for us

Heart of Gold h2g2 Guide Editors Vogon Civil Service 🚀🚷 #scifi ;) youtube.com/watch?v=ky_dmF…

You will remember Vogons telling you that owls are, in fact, the most intelligent species on your planet, mankind. Well here's one, stealing your jobs. #postowl

Just your regular reminder of just how puny you are, mankind

What species indeed... You're only one step away from Nutri-Matic Drink Synthesisers and Happy Vertical People Transporters, mankind.

Amusing

The greatest rock beat combo hailing from the Earth province of Canada. Vogons understand that some kind of strange annexation is to take place, at which point Rush will be the greatest rock beat combo hailing from the Earth province of America.

Being a fantasy author is weird—you never know when you’ll break the law. 2019 Arizona banned Traitor’s Blade for “Promoting Acts of Violence” (too many sword fights!). I accepted and promised my next book, How to Stage a Successful Prison Break, would be sword-free.

Good spot Liz C .. you will be rewarded in the afterlife ... or should we say, après vie..

Prostetnic Pope Jeltz I ... has a nice ring to it #votevogon

Writing vogon poetry has minimal detrimental side effects! ❌ ... Nope, I can't think of a thing, and I definitely have my most honest & trustworthy face on! 😇 Submit your vogon poetry by email for a chance to win ZZ9 membership! Full T&C at zz9.org/2025-towel-day… #TowelDay

The White House hErE In aMerICa wE uSe eNGl1Sh

Or Vogons..

From the species that thought digital watches were a pretty neat idea..

The good news is that all Vogons are Alphas ... and this includes the females 💚

28 April is Terry Pratchett Day, marking the birthday of Sir Terry Pratchett and the extraordinary worlds, characters and ideas he gifted to us. To mark the occasion we have an 8-book set of the City Watch series to give away. Retweet this to enter. We'll pick a winner on 5 May.

Found in the Epstein Files. Oops