Vogon Civil Service ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿšท (@planetvogon) 's Twitter Profile
Vogon Civil Service ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿšท

@planetvogon

Earth office. Vogons on Earth seeking new and interesting ways by which governments can annoy the proletariat. Plenty of material here.
Hat tip: Douglas Adams

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Vogons are spreading the joys of planetary destruction. If you are already on Bluesky, give us a follow. We may even follow you back if you are deemed worthy of a potential afterlife (more of a sort of an aprรจs-vie) bsky.app/profile/planetโ€ฆ

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VA - The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Mp3 Album Download mp3va.com/va-the-hitchhiโ€ฆ "Destruction of Earth" is a particular favourite of ours

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Reasons To Be Miserable 1. The Demolition Beam firing pins have malfunctioned again 2. The Earth is still intact 3. ... Reasons To Be Cheerful 1. Mankind will probably finish the job for us

Reasons To Be Miserable

1. The Demolition Beam firing pins have malfunctioned again
2. The Earth is still intact
3. ...

Reasons To Be Cheerful

1. Mankind will probably finish the job for us
Vogon Civil Service ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿšท (@planetvogon) 's Twitter Profile Photo

You will remember Vogons telling you that owls are, in fact, the most intelligent species on your planet, mankind. Well here's one, stealing your jobs. #postowl

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The greatest rock beat combo hailing from the Earth province of Canada. Vogons understand that some kind of strange annexation is to take place, at which point Rush will be the greatest rock beat combo hailing from the Earth province of America.

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Being a fantasy author is weirdโ€”you never know when youโ€™ll break the law. 2019 Arizona banned Traitorโ€™s Blade for โ€œPromoting Acts of Violenceโ€ (too many sword fights!). I accepted and promised my next book, How to Stage a Successful Prison Break, would be sword-free.

Being a fantasy author is weirdโ€”you never know when youโ€™ll break the law.

2019 Arizona banned Traitorโ€™s Blade for โ€œPromoting Acts of Violenceโ€ (too many sword fights!). I accepted and promised my next book, How to Stage a Successful Prison Break, would be sword-free.
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Writing vogon poetry has minimal detrimental side effects! โŒ ... Nope, I can't think of a thing, and I definitely have my most honest & trustworthy face on! ๐Ÿ˜‡ Submit your vogon poetry by email for a chance to win ZZ9 membership! Full T&C at zz9.org/2025-towel-dayโ€ฆ #TowelDay

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28 April is Terry Pratchett Day, marking the birthday of Sir Terry Pratchett and the extraordinary worlds, characters and ideas he gifted to us. To mark the occasion we have an 8-book set of the City Watch series to give away. Retweet this to enter. We'll pick a winner on 5 May.

28 April is Terry Pratchett Day, marking the birthday of Sir Terry Pratchett and the extraordinary worlds, characters and ideas he gifted to us. To mark the occasion we have an 8-book set of the City Watch series to give away. Retweet this to enter. We'll pick a winner on 5 May.