My parents are snoring in a way that should be illegal.

I hope the next time you fart… there is a little something extra AND you are out and about.

Leap of faith & Jumping to conclusions kinda look like the same action… Thoughts? Discuss!

Always in a church stirring up the devil!

I have watched this 12 times in a row. I can not wait to recreate this!

I want someone to do this for me!!! Pick me up, gently put me down where I need to be, then flick my lil butt in the right direction.

Abortion is health care & a human right. I am proud to support the movement to take back power over our bodies & protect abortion access across the country. I’m taking action on July 13 at 4 p.m. with Planned Parenthood ]. Join us. Learn more at BansOff.org #BansOffOurBodies

Wow, you work at Second City? Yes, and I can't pay my rent. What's your second city #YesAnd story? Reply or quote tweet to let us know!

Avatar 2… accents and braids and hair

“Some people have the Bible, but we have Tarot Cards” - Jamaican Bacon

Who are car commercials for?

Bidet should be spelled baday… willing to fight over this!

When I buy clothes I often wonder… Do I know what I look like?

Your last selfie is who you are on the outside and your last meme is who you are on the inside.

Now the only reason I thought this wasn’t okay was because she didn’t have the ranch in her bag already!

Swiping away on Tinder and I can’t help but wonder how to help these dudes and their profiles. These pictures need better lighting and angles! What are they thinking????

Can I retire with no money?

When I say I want to be cuddled… this is what I mean