Oh Jono & Ellie are VILE!!! If it was like crawling through hell on broken glass, why did you write Stay every week, Jonotone?!?! #MAFSAU

Just watched The Zone of Interest. It is incredible. That is all.

What an absolute joy this takedown of the hideous Tate lunk is…

Final bit of the bathroom done - the previous toilet didn’t fit properly so was totally bodged. This matches the vanity and looks smashing!

They should put this in the National Gallery.

A #bbcqt audience member originally from Congo cites conflict between Rwanda and DRC and asks if UK would send refugee from DRC to... Rwanda.

A confused Chris Philp: 'Well, Rwanda is a different country from Congo, isn't it?'

This is brilliant!

23?!?!? I could barely turn up to work on time when I was 23!! I love this sculpture - it is just genius.

He really does look like a baby reindeer. Which is a weirdly specific comparison. I realise this isn’t really the point but I’ve only just started…

Bringing 30 kids with me and giving them scissors & paint might be frowned upon…

My wisteria is quite simply stunning this year - it’s taken over 5 years to get to this, mind!

AT LAST the new series of Feud is on Disney+
I got so tired of waiting that I read the book. I love Truman Capote & Tom Hollander is just perfection!

Our brilliant kids!!!

After what felt like 3.5 years, my bathroom is finally FINISHED!!!

Good for you, Lucinda. There is literally nothing more she could do. #MAFSAU

Oh Timothy - you’re just throwing this away now. #MAFSAU