I love it when Yodel say ‘sorry we missed you’ however didn’t attempt to deliver to me 😂

Baked some banana bread earlier. Felt very 2020. Weird.

My favourite message: ‘Hi, I want a new job-send me offers’ So charming.

When someone says ‘a couple of hundred’ what’s your understand of the amount they mean?

I advise you not to buy a white viscose rug. And definitely do not ever buy one, if you have a black Labrador. #PSA

I thought the puppy stage was hard but this adolescent 🐶 we have currently running riot in our house 😂😂 OHMYGODD

I am actually so bloody excited for this…for a multitude of reasons! linkedin.com/posts/louise-p…

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One day I would love to tweet about a positive experience with customer services at Virgin Media ❤️ A girl can dream

We’ve had two replacement Simba Sleep mattresses due to faults within the past year. Starting to think the hybrid mattress hype is all a big shit scam.

In other news I forgot to put sun cream on my knees today 😁

Watching Alan Titchmarsh has become quite my Saturday morning ritual 😂

Anyone else’s dog fake sneeze for attention??

Had an email from a company I’ve never worked with, they want me to outline any strategies or approaches I would take to attract candidates to a role like theirs… Sorry…what 😂 you want me to tell you how to recruit?

In my diary to do today ‘call Caroline’… In my head today ‘who on Earth is Caroline’

Still not a scooby who Caroline is.

The first baby has been born from our NCT group. Wah. Soon. Help.

Imagine asking for your account manager to be changed and to be told no 😂

Just cried watching First Dates ffs

Just had some Ben & Jerry's UK 🧡 cookie dough ice cream and had zero cookie dough in the tub. I Am Distraught