filling my weekend with fun activities like lying in my bed, sitting on my couch, and standing at my fridge

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I have once again committed the crime of Needing a Shirt

There is no Fox Marvel Universe or MCU without Blade first creating a market. He’s Marvel Daddy. Please retweet for a Logan-like send off. #DeadpoolAndWolverine

Optimist: The glass is 1/2 full Pessimist: The glass is 1/2 empty Excel: The glass is January 2

Campsie Glen after a few days of heavy rain is pretty lush

me at 10.59 outside my 11am practice room:

Threats and attacks by whom, David?

Fiscal rules: - No child should live in poverty - Everyone should have a decent home - Dying from hypothermia must never happen Blow balancing the books. These are things that really matter.

Laura, 12.30am on a Saturday night, in bed: "I'm too tired for this shit" Me: "What shit, sleeping?" Laura: "You can fuck off"

happy October the 24th to all who celebrate

It’s just exhausting

My advice, for what it’s worth: try not to be distracted by the faintly discourteous, the mildly incompetent, the harmlessly obnoxious. Roll with the delayed trains, dropped litter and misused apostrophes. Save your powder for the truly malevolent creatures now stalking the land.

great to see Kyran Winner Thrax breaking into europe off the back of their #DragRaceUK success 👏🫰

people who say “why do we need [fine arts, humanities degrees, mid-budget films] when they don’t make a ton of money?” are insufferable. why do we need chrysanthemums? why do we need bonfires or baleen whales or the color blue? we just do. we just do.