Me and this woman na alcoholic, nobody to caution anybody 🙂

You don collect contract nau

TWENTY WHATTT!???

Perhaps I’m unc

This take is based on the assumption that you don’t have to work or work from home.

Is he in debt?

Fully is a strong word

Is time ending soon?.

Jayson?. That’s Mordecai

Never Leave Gaps or Use Paragraphs whenever YOU ARE WRITING A STATEMENT in police custody

Sometimes I dey smile, sometimes I dey bone.

See wetin Maresca do Disasi

Alaye you go at least wipe your camera nah

Jackie Chan in that pool too I believe

I which is not a totally crazy take being that they cater for some “kids” till they are like 30. They don’t throw you out at 18. Money they would have saved away for their own future. Which is why I always ask, why do people actually want kids?..

Because football didn’t start within the last decade, the only reason you have cherry picked such a small time frame is because you know a lot of the otherwise stronger clubs have had multiple failed rebuilds in the period and so they have been down bad.

You go reach polling booth you go hear say you don vote.

No wonder John dalton was certain it was indivisible, he would have been so certain he had made a discovery for the ages. When it was disproven and ascertained that it could be further split not into 1 or 2 but 3 places, be must have been fumingggg

The theme song is sending me

I’m just clocking the amount of humor in the Batman trilogy. Alfred has jokes for day🤣