Hate to break up your drama but seriously. Have any of you seen a one eared black cat, shorthaired, got a temper, white collar?

That's mine--his name is Macbeth and he got out of the flat somehow and hasn't returned for a week…

*RISE WHERE IS MACBETH. YOU'RE LUCKY YOU'RE DEAD ALREADY.* x.com/tandemliberi/s…

*Oh no her Stray senses are tingling.*

*THEN GET A STRAT THIS ONE HAS A LOVING HOME WITH A CAT MOM VERY WORRIED ABOUT HIM.* x.com/tandemliberi/s…

*THANK YOU. SHE CAN POINT HIM TO SOME CATS NEEDING HOMES THOUGH IF HE WANTS ONE.* x.com/tandemliberi/s…

*Just…-plops down. She may have gotten her external covering--skin. Her skin scratched. Deeply. She was distracted by helping a stray cat -

-earlier and got attacked by it for her trouble.*

Are we adopting kids now? God, everyone clearly has grown up.

*You looking for kittens or fully grown cats? We got them all, right here. She'd recommend the Egyptian Maus, Bastet and Anubis.* x.com/tandemliberi/s…

*She can't give you the all shelter's feline residents but Pick eight that's the max* x.com/tandemliberi/s…

*Eight and a kitten* x.com/tandemliberi/s…

//Titanium no don't feed the ghost's pet addiction

*Deal. Just sign here. Or just…-Poltergeist-verb-here the pen to sign.* x.com/tandemliberi/s…

*Then sign here. And here. All the marked places.* x.com/tandemliberi/s…

*EVERYONE COULD USE MORE CATS. Anyway here you go she's hearing hissing gotta take care of that* x.com/tandemliberi/s…

Cats are amazing and no one deserves to be deprived of them.

Aaaaand that sound is Bastet's way of saying she found a snake again-. Gotta dash but if you see Macbeth I'm worried sick-.

//Fun fact: I'm literally plotting to accidentally fuck Katie up more and Ti is my distraction but mostly she sticks to herself

//Lowkey want one of the twins to find Macbeth because that cat will attach himself to them.