She kept saying "me next" any time Lady D smashed a zombie against the wall.

The best part of working in the video games industry is seeing all the creative ways people refer to butts and jiggle physics in their bug reports to keep it SFW.

Premarital hand-holding. 🤝

Come shitpost with me.

John Cenabite

demogor𝙜𝙤𝙣𝙚 😔

📞 "We're calling to discuss your car's extended warranty"

This guy will casually show up with a 40 slide PowerPoint presentation of the greatest posts you've ever seen and act like it's nothing. Get him while you can.

An absolute legend and one of the kindest people you'll ever meet. Steal her before anyone else does!

If your team needs someone to turn your bad meme ideas into a reality, hire her. There was not a single crazy idea I could come up with that she couldn't turn into gold (no matter how hard I tried).

Today was my last day as a CM. It was a tough decision, but I have an amazing opportunity I can't pass up. This isn't a goodbye. I'll still be on DbD, just now behind the scenes. Thank you all for making the past 5+ years so special, and thanks for all the memes.

COOL STUFF 👇