Haven’t won a case in three weeks. Need a slump buster. WST Mom you got me?

I would let Missy Carroll sit on my face. Sue me.

Doing some “research”…..Not like it matters anyway your money is going straight to the judges pocket

Wilbur Paxelli, Esq Never cease to amaze. Worth every penny. Fuck you I love you

Showed up piss drunk to the courthouse today. Just woke up in my apartment. Might have to issue my client a refund.

Anyone know a reliable hit man

Let me cook

I need to stop drinking

Proud to be the “godfather” of those little rats

Rumor has it only 1 out of 3 bodies were consensual that semester

Just finished the Bernie Madoff doc on Netflix……who needs a money manager?

#VoteSchifter….

Watching boy in the striped pajamas right now…..cant decide who to root for

#FreeRickySchifter

Just won yet another domestic abuse case for my buddy Denny Richter…..no better way to celebrate than a few (15) malort shots

What the fuck Apple

LGBTQ+ Liberty Guns Beer Trump Quaaludes Don’t @ me

Would you rather have a gay son or Mary Kate Cornett