The #Budget prayer: May I have the strength to get through the documents, may my clients have the strength to not call tonight, the media have the strength not to just post crap and the prof bodies, well not even prayers can save them. 😂

My face when people say that Sml Biz clients of Accounting firms will pay to know more about their financials. Also my clients: “I need a P&L for the bank, what’s that?” 😂

Software companies wishing Accountants and Bookkeepers a Happy A&B day when they’ve spent 10 years saying our business model is changing and their software is now harder to use. 🙄🙄🙄

Merry KarmaDrinks Christmas to all.

Hey NAB, asking clients for an Accountant letter to confirm company shareholder info that’s publicly available is amateur hour. Be better.

I feel like scheduling doctor appointments so they run on time is worthy of some AI or at least common sense. How do they get it so wrong. 🤔

Hey banks, if you accept a scanned and emailed certified copy of a trust deed, why does it matter that it was certified more than 6 months ago? It’s a scanned copy FFS. Does a scanned copy expire? Cc CommBank NAB Westpac Bank Bendigo Bank Macquarie Group

First pitch of #Xerocon from Dylan Zeller. He knocked it out of the park. Great swag too. I ❤️ tax!

Is there any danger that a #Xerocon speaker could know what a small business is?? 🙄🙄

Did a Keynote speaker at #Xerocon, after talking about authenticity, just sell a book from the stage?? 😳😳😳😳

If you believe that the details of the voice haven’t been released and you’ve stopped looking and intend to vote no… then you’ve fallen for the con. If someone tells you there aren’t details, they don’t want you to look.

If you don’t know, have you tried googling it? Awesome video

Hey ANZ Australia, I’ve been a customer for 14 yrs, same business structure unchanged & just received a KYC info request with details that I provided when I set up the account (dob’s, asic info, etc). Plus you have the ability to do asic searches so WTF do i need to do this?

#Budget24 - so accounting folk, what do we need tonight? Give me your wishlist. Steph Hinds Kylie Parker Timothy Munro John Knight For me I’ll be hanging to hear of something asset write off looking. Going back to a $1,000 limit would be a nightmare.

AU tax people, has section 100a killed the $416 trust distributions to minors? I’ve never done them but have a new client & their agent has done it in the past.

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Dragon kicking off #Xerocon!! 😃

Thanks to Xero User Magazine for being able to step outside my comfort zone and join the 5k run this morning.