I don’t know much about love, but I do know if y’all been on less than 3 dates, going to a comedy show together for Valentines is a terrible idea.

many couples don’t discuss their world views and don’t realize their partner is on some other shit until theyre at a comedy club and of of them laughs at some wild shit. From the stage, we can literally see the relationships ending in real time. Happens every Feb 14. 😂

A young girl didn’t want to slaughter the goat she raised for 4H. The state senator who bought the goat at auction agreed to let it live out its days eating weeds. But sheriff’s deputies drove 500 miles to kill the goat and teach a 9-year-old a lesson. latimes.com/california/sto…

Today is the last day to get discounted tix! I’m proud of every show lineup, but this might be one of my favs. The Lyric Hyperion @dantelfer elon musk is my father avital ash not rachel wolfson 🐺 Patrick Lopez eventbrite.com/e/its-a-rad-ra…

Ten women tell Rolling Stone comedian and podcaster Chris D’Elia preyed on them and left them traumatized. The FBI is looking into it. D’Elia denies the allegations. trib.al/RObp09C

I started shooting my new show "Conan O'Brien Must Go" and I can't wait to finish it after the writers' strike. Here's a sneak peek:

Usually if a group of writers and actors are united against you that means you are the antagonist of a Muppet movie

This sign. Can the Arclight reopen ?

The beautiful game x.com/ryanstahl_/sta…

Bong Joon Ho's take on superhero movies.

Henry Kissinger Dies of Broken Heart Thanks to Temporary Ceasefire in Gaza thehardtimes.net/culture/henry-…

We are deeply saddened to hear about the passing of our beloved friend and collaborator James McCaffrey, the iconic voice of Max Payne and Alex Casey. His remarkable talent not only gave life to our characters but also left an enduring impact on our community. Our hearts go out

Cause this was wayyyy too funny 😭

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All my #PowerfulWomen, y'all deserve the throne. Keep your head up and stay strong daleee

‘Home Alone 2: Lost In New York’ star Donald Trump has been found guilty of 34 felony counts.

Fix your hearts or die.