Or this..... Look how much fun they’re having!

The only contest that mattered

Is that how it’s pronounced?

A digital only subscription to the newspaper reporting that the government is planing to abolish the licence fee is, at £312, more than double the annual cost of the licence fee. That's one newspaper for £312-a-year versus *everything* the BBC provides for £154.50. Get it yet?

Quarantine day 6.

I chatted to Jordan and Hatty for their inspired new podcast. We had a great time and you will too.

Key cultural institutions under threat: ‘If this goes on much longer, it’s hard to imagine any theatre surviving’ theguardian.com/stage/2020/may…

Looks like the horse has learnt to make signs. Your move, alpacas.

Elena Ferrante tells us about power and responsibility

Police smash car window of man on way home from C4 interview about police racism theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/j…

Experience: I landed a plane after the pilot passed out theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2…

Lou Bega’s girlfriend Monica listening to Mambo No. 5 for the first time

CAST ANNOUNCEMENT. Two different actors feature in DO YOU LOVE ME YET? for each performance. They meet for the first time. There is no rehearsal. They’re invited to be brave. #doyoulovemeyet?

This is wonderful and life-affirming and will make you think and feel. And talk.

We’re interested in one thing and one thing only.... catching Lent coppers. Line of Duty

I’m teaching this course again from the of this month Guildhall School Innovation Guildhall School of Music & Drama more info here:  bit.ly/ApproachingText Join us!

❤️🎭 Please Share/RT ❤️🎭 PRODUCER CALL-OUT Clemmie Reynolds & I seeking a Producer for our next show! * All Female Cast! * Majority of roles aged 40-82yrs! * Comedy set in the world of Cliff Richard fans! * EPIC Ed Fringe venue! * Perfect time slot! ❤️DM us for more info!❤️

What a joy to end my birthday with a glorious crowd for a midnight matinee of Much Ado. And a wonderful ensemble and company at the globe. Never had a thousand people sing happy birthday to me before x

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