I don't wanna hear no more síck shit you made up about the Haitians. Fück's wrong with you.

“Heard he’s 2-0 in his fantasy league.”

Happy birthday to my good friend Catturd ™ Catturd always tells the restaurant it’s his birthday so he gets free dessert #CatturdFacts

Adrian Wojnarowski NBA Twitter carrying Woj out of the ESPN offices

BREAKING: No explosives were found near the Trump rally. Once again Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 and the Daily Mail US are spreading misinformation. NO! Cops did not "find explosives" in a car near the Trump rally on Long Island. It's another blatant lie, and MTG and the right-wing media

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fyi Elon Musk.👇

1. Rumor 2. Musk amplifies rumor 3. Rumor is denied by police. Rinse & repeat. pix11.com/news/local-new…

A false claim that VP Harris was involved in a June 2011 hit-and-run incident that left a 13-year-old girl paralyzed was created by a Russian troll farm, according to a report released by Microsoft. cbsn.ws/47y5Vno

She is pure courage.

It’s his state. These are legal immigrants filling jobs and paying taxes in HIS state. He is literally their Senator. We can’t let this racist POS anywhere near the White House. Even to visit.

“I don’t give a damn what the truth is, I’m gonna hate on them.” Trumpism, in a nutshell.👇

This isn’t good. Trump said the audience at the debate went ‘absolutely crazy’ for him. There was no audience at the debate.

The legend, Bob Uecker!! #ThisIsMyCrew | Sophia Minnaert

Yeah Ton', it's me — Mark Robinson ain't gonna be a problem no more.

The official water cooler of “I’m 37 over par, down to a scuffed Top Flite and two range balls, and now only aspire not to die of dehydration today.”

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My last brain cell getting ready for another 5-day stretch of nonstop football

Braelon Allen

"F*** that. Too much respect for this guy for that s*** to happen." Marlins manager Skip Schumaker is a LEGEND for not walking Shohei Ohtani 😤