ExplosiveEnema @medicalmodelwithabriochebun RCHT EmergingCannula platinumpizza™ Allister Grant steve williamson I am starting to think the biggest twist from heel to face is coming

It turns out all the anon accounts are actually Presidents of the Colleges

Doing the work they couldn’t do in public

A twist to beat all movie endings - ever

I would love to be a fly on the wall while the legal eagles discuss their approach to “ expert generalists who can specialise wherever they work”ExplosiveEnema 🐼 Parody RCGP (not a doctor)

Two things.

1. This is your monthly reminder that I am not a doctor.
2. I am off on holiday see you in a bit.

Again I am generally pro ACPs
But
I want to see the OOH GP referral acceptance rates pre and post ACP introduction

I would guess my rates are
Referring to GP 75% acceptance
Referral to ACP 25% acceptance

I’m getting so sick of this
Taking old ppl to hospital HAS RISKS!!!

And…

Whilst I've been away, the GDC has published #FitnessToPractise data which will surprise absolutely nobody who works in this field in showing that dentists overrepresented in FtP proceedings are 'male, with an ethnicity category other than white, holding a qualification gained…

Stolen from a fantastic account that is locked...

1. It's disappointing that people have this wholly wrong view (disappointing but not surprising, because it's easier than looking at their own flaws)
2. It had people liking it rather than it getting a flurry of down votes.

Dr Goblin Ahmad Barotchi Ikirudoc 🐼 Parody RCGP (not a doctor) Do you think I'll survive if #DermTwitter find this post?

🐼 Parody RCGP (not a doctor) NHS England Dr Sandeep Bansal Sam Shah Pritesh Mistry Bola Owolabi Helen Buckingham Chris Askew 𒊓𒅂𒁓𒐗𒐕𒐗 Steve the skeptic Roy Lilley 💙 hilarynathan Sally data, challenge, pushing hard- and? A lot of use of peer support from #T1D community

And oh not being gaslighted by #BeKind

If you have time please take a look at this fundraising page for a GP Registrar colleague who is fundraising (Anna D)

Justgiving link here: justgiving.com/page/anna-boxi…

Ella Elon Musk Support Yes, I was crouched in the corner of the room recording her LOL.

This person chose to share this video which they recorded themselves, onto YouTube. Documenting your own lack of professionalism is not my problem, but I will happily expand your audience.

Swindon hospital director guilty of stalking masseuse | The sooner there is a register for those in senior managerial positions in the NHS the better swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/24294232.…

RCHT EmergingCannula platinumpizza™ A comms team debating with a cannula and a pizza.

Can I kindly ask Allister Grant steve williamson to perhaps have a word with the relevant comms personnel to avoid this getting worse?

Much appreciated

How do leaders sleep at night?

Compare these front pages.

Govts long term game plan is working by starving NHS gen practice of resources. They’ve done that so well - now at an all time low of 6% of NHS budget given to NHS gen practice. Yes 6%. Private providers then pop up and job done… ⁦Keep Our NHS Public⁩ lancasterguardian.co.uk/news/national/…

Martyn C Stott Ikirudoc Dr Goblin Surprised you didn’t use the words kindly, best placed, convenient for a full house.

GP to kindly forget about the contract and consider societal conscience to support secondary care in not doing admin as they are too precious.

Got it.

🐼 Parody RCGP (not a doctor) Toni Hazell 1. Reduced membership fees for lower income doctors exists now - take it! 👈

2. Next ‘ballot’ sooner than you think 👀

3. Membership offer being negotiated 🤞

4. Watch this space & signpost struggling existing members to reduced cost opportunities 💸

Hmmm, so NHSE will Fund a pilot across 7 ICS with questionable evidence (including the one referenced in Fuller Report) but won't Fund GMS Contract to deliver continuity of care (evidence backed)

Such approach is also known as 'Opinion Driven Ideological'