I may have been Facebook marketplace shopping again. 66SqM of granite slabs for the garage floor. This is load 1/3.

This is starting to really damage Labour now. The disconnect between what was promised during the campaign and actual delivery is becoming too wide.

Did the person who first cultivated seedless grapes ever get their knighthood?

ham interview "you're the best crowd"

#SITREP #DoorCam

Sod you lot, I'm in bed xxx

When you're green screening remain professional at all times...

I used to live on the carnival route, even if I chose to not leave the house you could hear the thumping. I hear nothing now, it is so peaceful here, just the smell of the farms, the tranquility is just what I told the doctor to order. Perfect L

I have questions.

It's all going terribly well. The Labour Party is a disaster

And now, a brief moment of scepticism... EXT. GRAVESIDE [DEREK'S] - DAY Back in August Darcey opted to include her late parent in an important milestone by opening her A-Level results at his grave on his birthday.

5,547 days 652,000 tweets Someone told me this was a dating app. Worked out eventually. Goodbye.

Apologies ma'am, problem is that I had to return to order the archive, I've downloaded it but it's incomplete so can't order a new one until 31st. Then I'm out of the door. That's it, 8 days left then I'll close the account. I shan't mothball it, but may blog it at a later date

Dear all, yes, it's true. 31st Sep (once MU archive re-ordered and collected) we're off. YOU ALL got me through when I was given less than 50% chance of surviving 3 months (2 years ago when I told the grim reaper to fuck off). Next chapter awaits L & me. I love you all x

@Parlez_me_nTory L Not RIC, and you? Surely?

@Parlez_me_nTory L

@Parlez_me_nTory Anniroo the Essex Gel L have you left plod your contact details...just in case that fat, gormless, sardine gusseted, bint decides to slime up?

@Parlez_me_nTory L 😘