Bowling is so much more than just a sport or a political act, it is an art form—a true art form.

Disappointed that no major developers have made a Tony Hawk Pro Skater-like video game for professional bowling. Just doesn’t make any sense to me.

Some days you just wake up feeling like you’re down 11 pins going into the tenth frame.

Shout out to one of my idols and frankly one of the best actors of all time! RT if you know who this is.

If you can name *one thing* more beautiful than the sound of a well thrown bowling ball slamming into the head pin, I’ll shave my head, join a monastery, and never be heard from again. One thing!

Too many pro bowlers these days don’t let the game completely dominate all of their thoughts 100% of the time, and frankly, it shows on their scorecards.

Bowling balls are marbles of the gods.

Just had the craziest dream: right as I’m about to roll for 300, I feel my hand start to tremble and shake, so I stop and look down to see a dinosaur hatching out of my ball! It was a baby apatosaurus!!!

If you don’t bowl, you just wouldn’t understand.

Just posted a video.

What is a bowling ball? What is a bowling pin? And what of the force that brings them together for that fleeting and—yes—violent moment? We are not worthy.

Laugh out loud! It’s true!

Dreamt it was me who was the bowling ball.

Totally random, but do you remember when Kanye wore those tiny little sandals to Two Chainz’s wedding and everyone on the internet made fun of him..but then he was like, ‘NO, these r samurai sandals, they’re SUPPOSED to be little!’? All that makes me think he’s bad at bowling.

Kimberly Pressler Jesper Svensson Parker Bohn thee III Chris Barnes FS1 PBA Tour ParkerrrrrrBohnnnnnnnnn

Win or lose, you’ll notice I’m always much much prettier than my opponent.

Join us in wishing PBA Hall of Famer Parker Bohn III a happy 58th birthday! 🎉

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This list is bullshit. Everyone knows Parker Bohn III is number fucking ☝️

Just learned about a new smart phone game called pokeman go. Took me a while to learn, but it was worth it!