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Disappointed that no major developers have made a Tony Hawk Pro Skater-like video game for professional bowling. Just doesn’t make any sense to me.

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If you can name *one thing* more beautiful than the sound of a well thrown bowling ball slamming into the head pin, I’ll shave my head, join a monastery, and never be heard from again. One thing!

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Too many pro bowlers these days don’t let the game completely dominate all of their thoughts 100% of the time, and frankly, it shows on their scorecards.

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Just had the craziest dream: right as I’m about to roll for 300, I feel my hand start to tremble and shake, so I stop and look down to see a dinosaur hatching out of my ball! It was a baby apatosaurus!!!

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What is a bowling ball? What is a bowling pin? And what of the force that brings them together for that fleeting and—yes—violent moment? We are not worthy.

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Totally random, but do you remember when Kanye wore those tiny little sandals to Two Chainz’s wedding and everyone on the internet made fun of him..but then he was like, ‘NO, these r samurai sandals, they’re SUPPOSED to be little!’? All that makes me think he’s bad at bowling.