Every institution: fraud Every study: fraud Every expert: fraud/pedophile Every corporation: banal evil Every regulatory authority: bought off frauds “The FDA says studies done by experts at the health institutions say there’s no evidence this corporation’s multibillion

Spicy, yet somehow still bland, machine oil.

This is why your chili at home tastes terrible and you don’t even know it. Yes, the fancy one that that instagram chef put their picture on from whole foods and yes the one that every Asian household has in pantry. Once you have a seed oil free chili oil to compare it to, the

If you want to impress your man, cook for home. If you want to lock him down, put seed oil free chili oil on his rice.

Oooohhh Ahhhhh

Legend

If you’re the kind of person that gets hooked on delicious seasonings and condiments I’d like to meet you.

Can’t argue with statistics, folks.

Turns out we are marketing geniuses. We just can’t make that much lol

Settled. I am confirmed not funded by Peter Thiel. This is an egregious oversight by Peter Thiel You need a condiment in your back pocket. Care to remedy the situation?

I was told this was a cooky conspiracy theory 1000 times.

It like to personally thank the Nikita Bier and Elon Musk and all the big brains on the X developer team for finally making it so I don’t have to hit the back button 20 times to get back to the feed after scrolling though some videos. I had just gotten into the habit of

Love you

This post caused me to feel weird.

I feel this way about one specific condiment.

Taught him everything he knows.

Pandasaurus has the best ingredients in the category. It’s not even close.

There are people who believe that 500 calories of steak and 500 calorie of hostess cupcakes have the same impact in the “calories in calories out” formula. Those people need to re-apply their sunscreen and buy more LED lights

As an employer of exactly 1 woman I can verify that yes, she’s there primarily to make me look good in public.

We did a Vera Salt collab batch wayyy back. It was kind of a big deal. So. So. Good