Would like to thank 🎉 for the perfect scheduling of your Blackburn gig! #halfwaythroughGCSEhell

Liemongers must be held to account...

Hey Sir Jake Berry are you ok? Just wondering when Matt Hancock started to hate you so much that he instigated measures guaranteed to cost you your seat bbc.co.uk/news/uk-552650…

Absolutely disgusted by the lack of decency shown by Channel 4 in ripping off this well loved format. Shame on you. The sledgehammer humour of Tom Allen will never rival the elegant sarcasm of Mark Steel

Tara ter't tour er'tYorkshire. Gud luck in that ther France. 'Ope thee packed tha tay bags an 't wather int too soft for thee #tourdefrance

War in Libya, War in Ukraine, War in Middle East.... It just dont stopp... When will we learn that war and violence is no option?? Hope?

Happy Birthtime to wizard writing JK ROWLING! 77 today! Happy Birthtime JK! Virtual insanity!

Is 'getting the baton round' really that difficult??

Signed up to interesting course on AFL via future learn. Looking forward to developing my classroom practice. #FLteachSTEM

The only possible way we can show our disgust is to boycott all sponsors' products until they withdraw support for #FIFA

Pete Doherty and Carl Barat made up one half of the Libertines, pictured here having a lark in 1999 Al Murray 🇺🇦