// MY movie, DIRECTOR'S CUT (directed by Adam Rifkin, written by @PennJillette, starring Jillette & @MissiPyle) is now streaming free w/ ads on Vudu, Plex, & Crackle!

#toplesstuesday

My money's on Riker.

𝕃𝕥 ℂ𝕠𝕞𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣 𝕁𝕒𝕕𝕫𝕚𝕒 𝔻𝕒𝕩 . . . 𝕆𝕨𝕟 𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕥𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕠𝕗 𝔻𝕒𝕩. ℙ𝕠𝕤𝕥 𝕊𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕕𝕒𝕥𝕖 𝟜𝟡𝟡𝟞𝟚.𝟜 (𝔻𝕊𝟡 𝕊𝟜-𝟝) ℝℙ 𝟙𝟠+ 𝕊𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕧𝕖 ℂ𝕣𝕠𝕤𝕤𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕨𝕖𝕝𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖

*sets up glitter bombs all over the promenade*

*starts reciting Vogon poetry loudly over the con system on the promenade.*

Can't a handsome omnipotent being such as myself walk around in a dressing gown if he wishes?

//I feel attacked

You May Be Entitled to Heisenberg Compensation

Q (fake, for roleplay)

Holo Cage

youtu.be/FfGCiyYZXH4

I don't know about you, but I don't thing having liquids on the navigation console should be allowed. And to make the record clear, the creature they are about to meet is NOT a Q.

//Easter egg from ST Puke hard. Call 323-634-5667 Try it, you won't regret it.

*pops in on your ship as streamers and glitter explodes everywhere. * Iiiiiii'm baaaaaaaack!

The last time someone did that, it destroyed two star systems.

Awwwww Jean Luc, I always knew you cared. vm.tiktok.com/ZMFs9wbwD/

//the joker and the knight

17%? What nonesense is this? My body is perfection! Observe!