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Paarfi of Roundwood

@paarfitweets

Historian-At-Large

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calendar_today01-09-2014 20:57:47

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I beg you to observe that much of your discourse--charming as I found it--was needless for the purpose that I have the honor to deduce was your intention. On the contrary, I was, if I may say so, entirely at your service from the moment you uttered your first word of greeting.

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To all of you, or, to be more precise, to each of you--that is, I wish my remarks to concern every individual who may be engaged with these words--I extend the hope and desire that the coming year, that is, the one just beginning, will bring personal satisfaction and pleasure..

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It is with great joy that I announce that Glorious Mountain Press at Adrilankha shall begin reissuing the works of that most brilliant artist, the late Ivan Szekely. This is splendid news to all who care--as I do myself the honor to believe of my readers--about the written word.

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I do not claim to know everything. Far from it. To pick one example from myriads, I am not ashamed to confess my complete ignorance of the collective noun for pirate crews. I give you my word, this causes me no shame.

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I blame Paarfi of Roundwood (and his modern enabler Steven Brust, pjf) for what has happened to my son. That book should come with a warning label! I foolishly left it where he could reach it. Beware, there is a chapter on this website, don’t let your kids read it. us.macmillan.com/thebaronofmagi…

I blame <a href="/PaarfiTweets/">Paarfi of Roundwood</a> (and his modern enabler <a href="/StevenBrust/">Steven Brust, pjf</a>) for what has happened to my son. That book should come with a warning label! I foolishly left it where he could reach it.

Beware, there is a chapter on this website, don’t let your kids read it. us.macmillan.com/thebaronofmagi…
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Ah. Well, I am agreeably disappointed.to learn that, in spite of evidence to the contrary, you are able to complete such a task unaided.

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@aruninations "Long winded and self-referential" are among the literary crimes the serious craftsman must learn to recognize and excise.

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@AbleAbelian I must--which is to say I chose--to assume that you mean "devour" in a sense that is in some measure metaphorical. @aliettedb

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I have the honor to announce that a minor work of mine, under the title of *The Baron of Magister Valley* and translated by Steven "Butcher of Prose" Brust will be published by Tor Books. I'm afraid such matters as dates have not been revealed to me.

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It seems Steven "Butcher of Prose" Brust has released a book today. No doubt, it is a fine work, yet I feel the need to be certain that my loyal followers understand that I had no part in it, and, moreover, I must deny responsibility for whatever reaction it might engender.