Dear spammer, you almost had me until this grammar error. (not really)

You try the environmentally friendly option to commute but end up an hour late for work

This warning always surprises me

Dear America: Emotional Support Canadians are on standby. If you have not yet received your Emotional Support Canadian, one will be assigned to you shortly. 🇨🇦

The most annoying thing about having a small child is sitting at work and humming toddler songs against your will #Parenthood

Sue your way to become president. Isn’t that the American Dream? It would be absurdly funny if literal lives weren’t at stake.

Got an early Christmas gift! My previously malfunctioning Logitech G910 keyboard is working again thanks to a water wash and 5 days of drying. 💦⌨️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️👍

Saw this PSA and had to repost for some US peeps

I started a few days ago but will post drawings here. Day 13 of #creatuanary2022

#jolteon #drawing

Day 16 of #creatuanary2022

Day 17 of #creatuanary2022

Day 18 of #creatuanary2022 - Butterfly warrior

Day 20 of #creatuanary2022 - Pigeon Man

Kitty cat hard at work (photo overpaint)

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! (Not really it was ages ago) #MyTwitterAnniversary

Everyone’s favorite Mark Hamill is the best sport in the galaxy! #bydhttmwfi #StarWarsDay

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com